we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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