either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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