dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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