i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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