you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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