I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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