So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize