I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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