Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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