Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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