I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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