"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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