Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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