if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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