I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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