this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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