I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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