How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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