i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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