You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I cut my penus on the lid.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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