is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Dick very happy bro
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
