That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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