so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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