So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Randomize
