idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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