I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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