guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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