3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
