I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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