Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs