That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.