Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
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