Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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