He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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