I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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