Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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