She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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