After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Who died my cat blue again?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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