My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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