It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
