whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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