Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?