I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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