Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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