HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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