it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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