real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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