Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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