Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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