I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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