ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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