It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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