It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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