I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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