All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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