let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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