Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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